SPU: Toot And Tug Club! A Vape Club For Small Penis Humour Fans.

🎓💨 Small Peenie University Presents: The Toot and Tug Club™

A Subscription for the Proudly Under-6-Inch and Over-the-Top

Welcome to Small Peenie University’s newest initiative: the Toot and Tug Club™, a monthly membership designed for those who puff clouds, collect provocative art, and live life with unapologetic flair. Curated by SPU founder Ryan Boswell, this club is a love letter to the expressive, the shameless, and the proudly undersized.

What’s Inside the Envelope of Denial™?

  • 🔥 Monthly Vape Supplies Handpicked for flavor, quality, and emotional resonance. These aren’t just vape drops—they’re ritual tools for the modern misfit.
  • 🖼️ 12 Exclusive Adult Art Prints Each month, members receive a curated set of photo prints that blur the line between satire and seduction. Provocative, artistic, and totally unique—these prints are designed to be displayed, discussed, and denied.
  • 🎁 Membership Club Card A physical token of your allegiance to the Toot and Tug lifestyle. This card unlocks future perks, giveaways, and possibly entry into the SPU Vault of Denial™ (pending emotional audit).

Who Is This For?

The Toot and Tug Club is for legends. Specifically, under-6-inch legends who embrace their truth, celebrate their aesthetic, and reject the tyranny of mainstream masculinity. If you vibe with that energy, you’re already one of us.

The Cost of Glory

Just £50/month gets you everything above—plus the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of a movement that’s rewriting the rules of adult art, vape culture, and emotional performance.

Join the Ritual

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