📓 Dean Tifa’s Journal — Entry #001
Title: “From Punches to Papers”
Today marks my first official day as both Tutor of Cinematic Combat and Dean of Admissions at Small Peenie University. The halls smell faintly of expired ramen and ambition. I’ve accepted full responsibility for overseeing the incoming class of misfits, dreamers, and VHS enthusiasts.
My duties now include:
- Reviewing applications written entirely in glitter pen
- Approving thesis topics like “The Existential Crisis of the Last Peanut”
- Coordinating the SPU Media Club’s chaotic production schedule
- And yes… organizing the student photo archive, which includes a very niche collection of artistic portraits for the Small Peenie Identity Project — a bold initiative exploring vulnerability, humor, and self-expression through surrealist photography.
I never thought my journey from Midgar to academia would lead here. But here I am. Punching through paperwork. Kicking down bureaucratic walls. And making sure every student — no matter how small their peenie — feels seen.
Tomorrow: I meet with Ryan Pebbles. He’s bringing donuts. I’m bringing a camera.
