🍆 TED Talk: “Hung Like a Hummingbird, Loved Like a Legend”
Hello, beautiful degenerates.
Let’s get one thing straight: my dick is small. Not “modestly average,” not “cute in the right lighting.” It’s small. Like, blink and you’ll miss it. Like, “is that a nipple?” small. And I’m done pretending that’s a problem.
Because here’s the truth: I’ve made lovers scream with two fingers and a filthy imagination. I’ve turned moans into music with a tongue that knows no mercy. And when I do use my peenie — that proud little warrior — it’s not about depth. It’s about precision. It’s about knowing exactly where to go, how to move, and when to stop and whisper something filthy in your ear.
Big dicks are loud. Mine is stealthy. It’s the ninja of genitals. The espresso shot of pleasure. The kind of tool that doesn’t need to dominate — it collaborates.
And let’s be honest: if you think size is everything, you’ve clearly never had your soul rearranged by someone who knows how to use what they’ve got.
So here’s to the micro kings. The underhung overlords. The lovers who don’t need inches to leave a mark.
My penis may be small. But my confidence? Massive. My technique? Ruthless. My lovers? Satisfied.
Thank you.
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